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July 29th, 2010, 11:55 am


Friends, my laptop is dead. One of my dogs tripped over the power cable one too many times, and managed to mangle the receiver port on the laptop in the process. I have a second power cable, but it has to sit just right in order for power to reach the laptop. As a consequence, I can't power the laptop on and retrieve my comic's files, or my wallpaper collection, or my porn for that matter.

But what about the battery? Surely you have enough juice in the battery to transition all of your documents over to a new machine, or even just a portable drive!

Good question! However, the laptop is four years old, and it's an HP model, which means it's built to fail. As a consequence, the battery's current life is about 37 seconds. That's just enough time to power up the machine, be greeted by my Windows desktop with the picture of Amy Adams' head photoshopped on Jenna Haze's naked body, and then watch it immediately go into standby mode.

le sigh!

Most likely I'll be laptop shopping this weekend. Rest assured, Ab Irato faithful, I will retrieve my comic from the bowels of my horrid, horrid laptop, and I will be BACK! The comic is currently pre-loaded through Monday, August 2nd. With any luck I'll have retrieved my files and have just enough time to throw some wretched slice of humor together and post it before Thursday morning.

Wish me luck! And send pie. I like pie.

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